Women of Comedy: Julia Louis-Dreyfus

Why do you still have a phone with a cord on the wall?
How did you know it was me?

itsvondell:

if i die tonight it’s because i ate 3 calcium supplement gummies instead of the recommended 2 and my bones got too strong and wild and left my weak body to find a better one

ICE TEA IMPORTED FROM ENGLAND.

LIFEGUARDS IMPORTED FROM SPAIN.

TOWELS IMPORTED FROM TURKEY.

and TURKEY IMPORTED FROM MAaAaINE. 

drawnjawns:

I spent like 99% of last night’s episode completely mesmerized by margaery’s hair

LLMNS